Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET Coke?
Why do banks leave their vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave our cars, costing thousands of pounds, on our driveways and put useless junk in the garage?
Why does the Sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic wins lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do "Practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the "rush hour"?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on aircraft? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a "terminal"?
Why do banks leave their vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave our cars, costing thousands of pounds, on our driveways and put useless junk in the garage?
Why does the Sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic wins lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do "Practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the "rush hour"?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on aircraft? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a "terminal"?
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